My new book is out! — My new book is finally here! It’s called “Gold 2.0: Opening the Vault to the Secrets of Crypto” and will have you laughing out loud while learning about this crazy world we live in today. By the end, you’ll unlock financial freedom and probably become the next Warren Buffett. …

Is the internet alive? Dead? Or both? — I don’t know any of you reading this, only a few of you have ever met me, and my comments can feature bots, scammers, and fake accounts. Yet we treat everything that happens on the internet as a ‘real interaction.’ Real as though the people we’re interacting with are people…

The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel — The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel. And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides. And a dark wind blows. I’m sad to say but: This is it. The big one. If the economy was a car, it would be on fire and…

The economy is fucked — Ethereum did it. They merged into Ethereum 2.0, became a proof-of-stake consensus, and reduced their inflation rate. It was a long time coming, but they finally did it! That said, in the process, they failed. Miserably. Not only are investors “Selling the News” on Ethereum as it didn’t fix any…

God is dead babycakes — I’ve read a lot of writing advice in my day. Some of it has been helpful, some of it not so much. But there’s one piece of advice that has always stuck with me, and it comes from none other than the great German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Nietzsche didn’t actually…

Voting is a democratic illusion — Pauly was anxious. Pauly was afraid. But most of all, Pauly was really fucking annoying. He was a co-worker of mine at a New Jersey newspaper and the type of person to spend hours researching theories about 5G mind control, or that the government manipulates the weather, or how SPACE…

The Dollar Milkshake Theory — It was love at first sight. A few months ago, I was visiting a financial literary conference in Harlem when someone introduced me to the “Dollar Milkshake Theory.” This changed everything. The Dollar Milkshake Theory is the idea that the US dollar is weaking, but at the same time all…

The truth about the GS Mafia — Cartels and Goldman Sachs have a similar same business model. They both have no ethics, empathy, or morals of any kind, and they both have numerous members who deserve life in prison with no parole. Wall Street ethics is a sort of oxymoron — but there’s no player who has…

Doomsday predictions from Mr. Musk — My dog Boomer and I were sitting on the couch, watching the news, when a commercial came on. It was one of those heartwarming ones where a bunch of people are all hanging out together and then it zooms in on one person who’s doing something a little different. …