Published in Yard Couch·PinnedMember-onlyNow that YouTube’s Golden Era is Over, What’s Next?I’ve deleted YouTube from my phone — We are in a lot of trouble. We’re living in something far worse than Aldous Huxley could have ever imagined and, just like in his works, no one notices other than a few weirdos that get ostracized. This is mass madness, you maniacs. We’re mostly in “Brave New World:” We’re…You Tube5 min readYou Tube5 min read
Published in Yard Couch·PinnedMember-onlyGold 2.0: Opening the Vault to the Secrets of CryptocurrencyMy new book is out! — My new book is finally here! It’s called “Gold 2.0: Opening the Vault to the Secrets of Crypto” and will have you laughing out loud while learning about this crazy world we live in today. By the end, you’ll unlock financial freedom and probably become the next Warren Buffett. …Cryptocurrency2 min readCryptocurrency2 min read
Published in Yard Couch·1 day agoMember-onlyTime For ‘Alpha Males’ To Admit Men Are in a CrisisLiver King is part of a bigger problem — ‘Alpha male’ Tik Tok is the most toxic place on the internet. It is a den of iniquity filled with Greek God physiques, giant biceps, flat abs, and men with the brains of a cauliflower. This $60.13 billion industry is about achieving the natural bodybuilding lifestyle — when, in reality…Health5 min readHealth5 min read
Published in Yard Couch·2 days agoMember-only‘TikTok Brain’ and New Mental Illness Crisis Destroying a GenerationIf that’s not illegal, it certainly should be — Every generation thinks they are experiencing a doomsday event. Television was called a boob tube, video games were blamed for kids’ lack of ambition; the internet itself is probably some Mayan calendar apocalypse yet to come. That said something feels very uniquely rotten with TikTok. Seeing the endless stream of…Social Media5 min readSocial Media5 min read
Published in Yard Couch·6 days agoMember-onlyWorld Economic Forum: The Rich Bored and InsaneKlaus Schwab, Bill Gates, the Pope — oh my — Why does every rich person keep chasing money and power endlessly? I’d be happy with a small plot of land and small house and a decent car. I’d be fine just getting drunk with my wife, growing weed and being left alone. The reason is: It’s because they’re bored. …Politics7 min readPolitics7 min read
Published in Yard Couch·Nov 23Member-onlySix Historical Misconceptions That Many Of You Still UseBring them up over family dinner — Thanksgiving is a real knife fight. You got your QAnon Aunt who goes on about “Space being a fake CIA Psyop,” your drunk asshole uncle who’s ranting about the ‘good old days,’ and your parents desperately trying to keep the peace. A real knife fight, I tell you. You have…History5 min readHistory5 min read
Published in Yard Couch·Nov 23Member-onlyRoblox is the Best Scam Your Kids Were SoldIt would be illegal if it wasn’t online — When my 9-year-old cousin introduced me to Roblox two years ago I felt like he was trying to sell me a timeshare. Between the pushy microtransactions, scam bots that promised him “free Robux” — the game’s currency — and the plethora of creepy adults lurking the servers, Roblox felt like…Parenting6 min readParenting6 min read
Published in Yard Couch·Nov 21Member-onlyThe Beginning of the Fall of CoinbaseI’m so excited for you kids — If Coinbase goes bankrupt what am I? if Paul Graham is right about systemic risk in crypto, if Taleb keeps shorting and the SEC is after us, what am I? what am I? I was shit, shit, shit, shit. That’s my play on Charles Bukowski’s poem “I was shit.” These…Cryptocurrency5 min readCryptocurrency5 min read
Published in Yard Couch·Nov 18Member-onlyUber Won’t Exist In 5 Years. This Is WhyThey have a 56% chance of bankruptcy — Uber could be the next FTX in 5 years’ time. Bankrupt. Broke. A complete and utter rug pull that no one saw coming. Although Uber is as ubiquitous as the rising sun in the gig-economy space — and we can all agree much better than the taxi service of yore…Technology6 min readTechnology6 min read
Published in Yard Couch·Nov 16Member-onlyThe Truth About Jeffery Epstein and the Lolita ExpressEpstein did kill himself — I’ve been thinking about this for a long time, but I’m finally ready to admit it: I believe Jeffery Epstein did kill himself. He hung himself and clearly was not murdered at all. Based on recent information I have been told to share with you, Epstein acted alone in his…Politics11 min readPolitics11 min read
