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TikTok Is Now Way Worse Than You Thought

Reminder to all parents, take your kids’ phones away — Pink Sauce. Sounds appetizing, right? What if I told you that this “pink sauce” is actually a combination of sunflower seed oil, raw honey, unrefrigerated milk, and vinegar which is actually misspelled on the label (vinger). Maybe you’d avoid pink sauce entirely. Smart move. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the conclusion that…

Social Media

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TikTok Is Now Way Worse Than You Thought
TikTok Is Now Way Worse Than You Thought

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Gold 2.0: Opening the Vault to the Secrets of Cryptocurrency

My new book is out! — My new book is finally here! It’s called “Gold 2.0: Opening the Vault to the Secrets of Crypto” and will have you laughing out loud while learning about this crazy world we live in today. By the end, you’ll unlock financial freedom and probably become the next Warren Buffett. I’m…

Cryptocurrency

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Gold 2.0: Opening the Vault to the Secrets of Cryptocurrency
Gold 2.0: Opening the Vault to the Secrets of Cryptocurrency

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·20 hours ago

Why I’ll Never Work a 9–5 Job Ever Again

Soul-crushing jobs — Punk rocker Henry Rollins once said there’s a terrifying feeling you get when you realize you can’t work a 9 to 5 job. You’re not happy. There are no fireworks. You say to yourself, “Oh no — I’m not gonna have a straight life. What am I going to do?” …

Mental Health

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Why I’ll Never Work a 9–5 Job Ever Again
Why I’ll Never Work a 9–5 Job Ever Again

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·1 day ago

5 Signs Someone Is Secretly A Sociopath

Take the sociopath test — I’m in Los Angeles for the week, and being here has me thinking about all the sociopaths I’ve met in this city. I’m not sure if it’s the constant sunshine or the plastic surgery, but there’s something about L.A. that seems to attract dark creatures. In case you’re not familiar…

Mental Health

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5 Signs Someone Is Secretly A Sociopath
5 Signs Someone Is Secretly A Sociopath

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·3 days ago

Disney is Dead: The Coming Disney Crisis Happening Now

Disney is like a coin with two sides — How do you feel watching Disney destroy Western media? An overreaction? Maybe. But even if you're a diehard Disney fan, even if you watch every animated movie, decorate your home with Mickey Mouse memorabilia, and have an annual pass to Disneyland, you have to admit that one company having this…

Politics

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Disney is Dead: The Coming Disney Crisis Happening Now
Disney is Dead: The Coming Disney Crisis Happening Now

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·Aug 9

The Truman Show was Right: What You Need to Know

We accept the reality of the world we are presented — The Truman Show is one of those weird little movies that’s hard to forget. You know the one: Jim Carrey is Truman Burbank, a man who doesn’t realize that his entire life is a reality TV show. …

Movies

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The Truman Show was Right: What You Need to Know
The Truman Show was Right: What You Need to Know

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·Aug 5

Andrew Tate is Now my Hero

He’s taking over the internet — I think Andrew Tate changed my life. If you don’t know who Andrew ‘Cobra’ Tate is, he’s an American-British kickboxer, entrepreneur, e-celebrity, provocateur, nunchuck master, chess prodigy, and Don Juan Cassanova lady killer who runs online courses at his own “Hustlers University”, which he founded. He is quite literally the…

Comedy

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Andrew Tate is Now my Hero
Andrew Tate is Now my Hero

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·Aug 4

Tinder and Hypergamy: The Truth about Modern Dating

How do you lower the difficulty on Tinder? — I once had a friend contact the developers of Tinder and ask them if there was a problem with his app because he wasn’t getting any matches. They told him there wasn’t a problem, and that he was just “too fucking ugly.” It makes sense. He’s an average-looking dude and…

Politics

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Tinder and Hypergamy: The Truth about Modern Dating
Tinder and Hypergamy: The Truth about Modern Dating

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·Aug 2

Scientology: Something New I Learned and Why I’m Terrified

Operation Snow White — I was terrified to post this article. Scientology is like a hydra. Each time you cut off one of its heads, two more grow back in its place. It’s this never-ending, ever-growing thing that just keeps getting bigger and bigger. And it’s scary as hell. “Scientology could be the greatest…

Politics

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Scientology: Something New I Learned and Why I’m Terrified
Scientology: Something New I Learned and Why I’m Terrified

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·Aug 1

Gold is Better Than Bitcoin Now

What you weren’t told about “inflation hedges” — I’m a simple man. When I’m thirsty I drink. When I’m hungry I eat. When I notice that the currency a society uses has steadily devalued for at least half a century causing mass coping and an overall decline in the quality of living for most people, I buy crypto. …

Investing

5 min read

Gold is Better Than Bitcoin Now
Gold is Better Than Bitcoin Now
Isaiah McCall

Isaiah McCall

NYC Comedian & Crypto Investor | Co-Founder at Yard Couch | mccallisaiah@gmail.com

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